Then, when the girl asks you where you're from, pick a place in Europe that does not exist. Talk in a strange accent like you have an ice cube in your mouth. The European: Approached your target and introduce yourself. There's so many holes in this story, I don't think it'll make sense, but you can definitely try.Ĥ. Tell her you broke out to see your new born daughter that your ex wife has refused to let you near, but you crawled through a sewer pipe to get there. Tell her you were in prison for a nonviolent crime and you can't go back. Then, tell her that you're an escaped convict and ask her to be quiet. As you bend down to pick it up, make sure she's able to see your leg irons.
The Escaped Convict: Approach your target and accidentally knock her bag or phone off the table. As the ice fades, walk towards your target and say "I have been sent from the future to protect you." For this one, you will DEFINITELY get punched in the face.ģ. The Terminator: In the middle of a party or bar, lean down and activate your dry ice. But she also might punch you in the face.Ģ. The idea is, she might reward you for saving her life. Just as she's about to take a sip of her drink, yell "Don't drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there." When she asks who did it, point to the smallest guy in the room or your friend you're trying to prank. The Don't Drink That: Identify the girl you want to impress. Ridiculously manipulative, and you might not have friends after. Your friends, who feel bad for you, set you up with someone new. The Scuba Diver: This play calls for pretending to be super heartbroken about your breakup with your ex. This play is one of my favorites becauseĦ. Tell girls that you're famous, and once they Google you, they'll be impressed by your success. Then, you create fake websites acknowledging this fake person on their achievements. The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: For this one, you have to think of a fancy, unique name. This one comes with some planning and scheming, but ultimately it's not an awful plan.ĥ. Then, you bring it to the owner, who happens to be a single girl. Go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt a cat that looks like the missing cat. The Missing Cat: In this one, you figure out who's missing a cat. There's less work involved here, but your phone will NOT stop ringing.Ĥ. Then, you wait for girls to text or call you. The Call Barney Stinson: This play calls for going to a sports game and holding up a poster with your phone number on it. Definitely not original, but he'd get the sympathy vote for sure.ģ. The Ted Mosby: This is a play in which Barney dresses like Ted and tells girls he was left at the altar, showing them his ex-fiancee's engagement ring. I find this one clever and ridiculous because of the unnecessary costume and fake story. Approach the girl you're trying to impress, and explain that you're Amish and on your Rumspringa (rite of passage), and want to learn about the English before returning to your Amish lifestyle. Then, put on the most ill fitting suit you have, but no tie and wear suspenders instead of a belt. The Rumspringa: For our first play, one must grow a beard, then shave the mustache portion of the beard off.
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